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mermaids that don’t have breasts because why would they seriously but they still wear giant clam shells on their chest because they see humans doing that
mermen also wearing glam shells on their chests and confusing humans who see them
my dog was supposed to be a police dog but he failed the training for it because he was too much of a wimp. the trainers said that when he was supposed to be attacking dummies he’d run up to them and roll over and wag his tail and they also said he was the worst failure they’d ever seen
Sora/Sin were obviously not ready to go through more of their stupid experiments again. Sora didnt bother looking at any of the three or four scientists who experminted on him and Sin. Sora winced when one of the scientists picked him up roughly and set him in a room with the…
Sora was a bit surprised but he nodded. “Please.. Do anything to get me out of here!”
"Hush. They might be listening." He mumbled. "Here’s the plan. When they inject you with the serum, you become dizzy, right? All we have to do is pretend that I’ve given you the shot, and they’ll take you back to your room." he said as he slipped something hard and flat to the other’s hand. "Here. It’s the card key for access to the entire facility. "You won’t get far though as you are, so just slip into my office which is a corridor away. You think you can do that?"
Servants of Fate/stay night: Realta Nua -Heaven’s Feel
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Sora/Sin were obviously not ready to go through more of their stupid experiments again. Sora didnt bother looking at any of the three or four scientists who experminted on him and Sin. Sora winced when one of the scientists picked him up roughly and set him in a room with the fouth scientist. He didn’t seem familiar but Sora/Sin didnt care at all. Sora knew what was gonna happen: he was gonna be injected with more of the immortality serum and he was gonna be hurt. “..Just get this over with…..”
"Sure. What, you already addicted to the serum? Poor boy…you must want it so bad." He sneered as he went over and closed the door, before he quickly undid the straps that held the cat down onto the chair. He lowered his voice down to a whisper before saying, "Alright look. I’m gonna break you out, but it won’t be easy." The scientist then helped the cat up onto his feet, catching him when he stumbled. "Are you in? I don’t think we’ll have another chance like this."